Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Joke: Girls' night out

Two women  friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving  wives, however
They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in  the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
She would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was  wearing a rather expensive
Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
That had a wreath  with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.
After the  girls did their business, they proceeded to Go home..
The next day, the  husband of one of the women was concerned
That his normally sweet and  innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and  said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the  worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing," said the  other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget  you.' "

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