Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Joke: Girls' night out

GOTTA PEE
 
Two women  friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving  wives, however
They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
 
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in  the cemetery.
 
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
She would take off her panties and use them.
 
Her friend however was  wearing a rather expensive
Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
 
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
That had a wreath  with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.
 
After the  girls did their business, they proceeded to Go home..
 
The next day, the  husband of one of the women was concerned
That his normally sweet and  innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and  said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the  worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"
 
"That's nothing," said the  other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
 
'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget  you.' "

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Friday, March 30, 2012

Easiest way to display MKV thumbnails

After searching the Internet for days trying to figure out how to get my Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit system to display MKV thumbnails, I ran across an incredibly simple solution:



The codec pack not only lets Windows Explorer (yes, even 64-bit Explorer) display thumbnails, but will enable MKV playback within Windows Media Player.

There are many other solutions for getting Windows to display thumbnails for other file types. A pretty clever tool is called Mystic Thumbs that generates thumbnails for lots of image and data file formats. It's worth trying, but of course won't help with MKV thumbnails.

This is a fairly short, direct post, but I wanted to get this crazy easy solution out on the interwebs in the hope that it will save others hours of wasted attempts and unnecessary software installations.

Monday, January 09, 2012

Joke: A golf joke

· Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

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· The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.

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· He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel"? He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

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